New Element discovered “So not a Christian Wife”

Posted: April 29, 2017 in Dairy of a Freeman, Entertainment, Family, Help Line, Sarcasm

*A New Metal is added to Chemistry:*
Name: WIFE

Symbol: Wf

Atomic mass: Light when first found… tends to get heavier over the years with time.
*Physical Properties :*

– Boils at any time

– Can freeze at any time

– Melts if treated with love

– Very Bitter if Mishandled
*Chemical Properties :*

– Very Reactive

– Highly Unstable

– Possesses Strong Affinity towards Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit cards, Debit cards & Cheque books

– Money Reducing Agent
*Occurrence :*

-Mostly found in front of the Mirror.

-It’s highly flammable when mixed with in-laws.

-It has mixed properties when seated with parents. 

-Woe unto you if she sees you with any element similar to itself!
Please circulate to all scientists.

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